Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.
"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"
The phenomena experienced when you are abruptly woken in stranger's tub; usually by the owner of said tub, after a party you won't remember, with the water on cold.
That asshole gave me a Horizontal Shower.
Harsh buddy, you were just drunk and threw up everywhere but in the toilet, WTF's his problem...
when you nut on your girls (or mans) face, and they rub the cum all over themselves to help with acne.
"yo, my girl took a milk shower last night, after she found a new pimple on her forehead."
The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.
Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.
The process of bathing in a female’s orgasmic ejaculate juices.
I was running short on time to get ready for work, so I had my girl give me a Nature’s Shower.
Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
A certain AA that performs the act of African Goggles in the shower with his father.
Jim: See that AA over there?
Tony: Yeah, stay away from him. He's a Shower Boy that smells like his Dad's cum.