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Sir Greco Lazaro

(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".

Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:

became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages

designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)

You're a Sir Greco Lazaro

derogatory statement that means you're old and gay

Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay

by ACJ221991 December 19, 2013


Sir Bucks-A-Lot

To be the biggest buckle in a group of people.

Yo Sir Bucks-A-Lot, why don't you take your royal buck-a-teers somewhere else and leave us alone.
Sorry guys.

by othaos June 22, 2010


Sir tqwd

It’s a moroccan word that means go

Go out: Khrj

Its a good picture : tsswira Mqaaawda

Sir tqwd : go

by Hamid fuhh November 21, 2021


Sir Halo Iv

a immigrant who likes to catfish 14 yr old girls on discord.com

sir halo iv

by Itzr3dpvpz June 1, 2024


Sir Halo Iv

A immigrant who likes to catfish 14 yr old girls on discord.com.

Also gets girls drunk and gets them to take drugs for nudes!

sir halo iv needs to be deported ASAP

by Itzr3dpvpz June 1, 2024


Sir-vice

The Sir Vice, the desire of a woman to serve a Man in a submissive capacity.

A Vice is something that is taboo. To many a feminist the idea of a woman submitting to a Man may be seen as taboo as well. Hence a woman's desire to serve a Man irregardless what the rest of society tells them what to do or not do is therefore a "Sir-vice".

Brittany found herself at odds with some of her feminist friends, her desire to do things for her boyfriend made her do things in His Sir-vice to make Him happy!

by DaddyKnight June 1, 2024


Sir-vice

The Sir Vice, the desire of a woman to serve a Man in a submissive capacity.

A Vice is something that is taboo. To many a feminist the idea of a woman submitting to a Man may be seen as taboo as well. Hence a woman's desire to serve a Man irregardless what the rest of society tells them what to do or not do is therefore a "Sir-vice".

Brittany found herself at odds with some of her feminist friends, her desire to do things for her boyfriend made her do things in His Sir-vice to make Him happy!

by DaddyKnight June 1, 2024