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-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate
"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."
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a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.
Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?
Dale: with the knee high socks..?
Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
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a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.
wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
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A sock in which one excretes diarrhea into, allowing the feet to become warm when cold.
After shoveling snow, I had to put on my spicy socks to warm my feet up.
Homosexual sex. It's not gay if you're not naked, and you're not naked if you're wearing socks.
Hey man, you want to go back to my place and get socks on?
The point in which your "cum sock" is so stiff it shatters when dropped
I donkey punched my girl in the back of the head with my shatter sock
To do with Masturbation. Initially a "Wank Sock", That over time and multiple uses, has taken on the noticeable characteristics of brittleness associated with China crockery.
"Xav? Did you drop a plate in your room? or was it your China Sock?