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spanish is better than French since yes
A term used by the Duolingo Owl (named Duo) who performs the action of sending you to a place of death and despair if you don't do your Spanish lessons
By the way, have you done yours today?
Spanish or Vanish, Matthew!
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Japanese or your knees. Dutch or you're in crutches.
Uh-Oh! You missed your Spanish lesson! It's ok though, just remember I still have your family in my basement!
-Duolingo
Yeah, it's Spanish or Vanish!
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Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.
Personality
He's a cunt.
Appearance
Spanish Eric
wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.
His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.
Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.
Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
A term coined by CBC Vancouver radio personalities to define any rain protection device left at home in the morning, and needed in the afternoon.
Once again, Lisa will be heading home without her Spanish raincoat.
The act of putting ones dick in salsa and inserting it into a latina.
Dude last night Blanca a Spanish basting.
The act of basting ones dick in salsa and putting in a latino person.
"Dude I gave Blanca a spanish basting last Tuesday."