Ass Splash is when you take a huge shit and it makes a splash in the bowl that hits your ass
Bro 1: don’t you just hate it when you get Ass Splash
Bro 2: WTF is Ass Splash
Bro 1: it’s when you take a shit and the water splashes your ass
Bro 2: oh yeah, I really do hate Ass Splash
When you’re taking a massive and the piss water splashes up at your ass making you feel uncomfortable.
Man, I was taking a massive and I had a fucking rad ass splash.
This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.
The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?
when you burp and a little bit of sour puke comes up
Guy: man i just threw up a bit
Guy2: man i hate sour splashes
When a girl is jizzed on by 6 guys simultaneously
Jessica got that hexagon splash after the party last night!
When someone splashes shit all over the company toilet and then leaves it for someone else to clean up.
Someone did a splash-n-dash in the women's restroom this morning and now everyone has to use the toilets back in production.
Dated the Saturday two weeks before finals week of the spring semester, Spring Splash is the biggest drinking event of the year for students at University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. Alcohol flows like Niagara Falls and the freshman are easier to spot than the sun.
I’m gonna wake up at 8am and drink until I pass out on Spring Splash.