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A day when everyone should get a video of a pussy squirting the more the better
Today is Apirl 11 ( NATIONAL PUSSY SQUIRTING VIDEO DAY )I should send Tristan a video of this pussy squiting
Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.
AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.
One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.
I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.
Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
This is the female version of NNN (no nut november) its similar to FFF (finger free february). This is a time to get back at your boyfriends for NNN, we're gonna step it up though to prove ourselves. No physical contact of any sexual context, no masturbation, making out is limited to 2 minutes, and absolutely no sex. Such as edging, humping, duke dennis hugs, etc. No pornography unless in any innocent context: watching movie scenes, etc. No exceptions. If you make it through, bragging rights .
Lauren - Hey its SSS!! Are you gonna do it? Its your time to get back at Bobby for NNN.
Samantha - Of course, I've been waiting for this.
Lauren - Good luck girl you got this.
Lauren- SSS - stop squirting september
When a man has unprotected sex with many women and it results in many kids to different mothers.
He has 4 kids to 4 different women. He suffers from a major case of the Herschel Squirts.
Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.
Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.
when you make a girl squirt while she is on her period menstrual period cycle, instead of the normal pussy fluids. so much blood squirts out and it feels ten million times better than a squirt which is a super orgasm that feels better 1000 times than a normal orgasm. and your sheets going to be red again like when she was a virgin and she will love you so much because her period can be over in one second and no more cramps or pain until next egg release next month. this probably will go into urban legends because not many people can make their girlfriend or wife squirt. takes a lot of love unconditionally on both sides of the relationship. neither can fake it.
what a super soaker, she super squirted on my sheets a vampire dream, a sight to see. super squirt.
Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.
We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.