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A unit of measurement used to describe the distance you fall when playing Toy Story 2 for the Nintendo 64.
"Wow, i just fell a shit story out of that tree when that toy hit me.
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Caption for a post you fully agree with
People need to learn to be kind to one another.
True story.
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A private Snapchat story that includes nudes, videos of people making out, porn, memes about sex, dirty jokes, and other sexual content. Usually the account owner will post sexy pics of themselves.
Hey, did you see the pics on Julie’s freak story?!
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When someone is telling a story, but it doesn't really have a plot, ending or punch line.
Don't let Ralph tell a story, it really never makes sense or has a cohesive ending. Kinda like a Eugene Story.
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S-story
A story about s*x to make u horny
S-story
Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you
You have been waiting months for this
You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-
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An "If-A-Cop" Story is one that you concoct when you're with a group of friends, doing something you're probably not supposed to, and you want everyone's stories to match up should you encounter some sort of law enforcement while out on your adventure/mission.
The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:
~Where are you (all) going?
~Why are you going there?
and
~Where did you just come from?
The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.
John, Mike and Mary are all walking to Tom's house to score some weed at 11 o'clock at night. Before they leave for Tom's:
John: Did we forget anything?
Mike: I don't think so...
Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...
John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!
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When you say you only have a second to tell a story and it takes up to 1-3 hours
Let me tell you about what Johnny did *3 hours later* yeah sure that was a sec story
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