Straight strommed: The act of getting screwed over, or dating a nasty skanky blue waffled married women for way too long. Then allowing her children to call you daddy!
Tom realized he had been straight strommed when Tara told him she was pregnant and had herpies.
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The βsexualityβ of someone who gets 0 bitches
βhey whatβs your sexuality?β
βoh iβm super straight πβ
*gunshots*
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I straight cis boy who's never been close to a woman and doesn't wash their ass when they shower because it's "gay"
Kyle Royce on TikTok claims he is super straight when, in fact, he's just transphobic.
In this example, Kyle Royce is giving a fancy title, "super straight," to being transphobic.
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A person who has self control in their food consumption and is therefore at a healthy body weight
'I hate sitting next to a straight sized person on the bus, they take up half of my second seat'
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A philosophy begun by Ian McKaye and the Minor Threat boys in the days of yore. Abbreviated sXe. It started out just no drinking, drugs, or smokes, then the philosophy was distorted into including veganism and no casual sex. Still not a terrible thing, until hypocrites in Utah decided "hey, this would make a good gang!" and totally raped the whole idea. Because, you know, it was meant to DECREASE violence and death. Not beat the shit out of the poor faggot caught with a beer in his hand. so...
good example of straight edge: Davey Havok or Justin Sane, basically anyone adhering to the original concept
bad example: Salt Lake City assholes killing hobos with cigarettes in their mouths
sXe used to be cool, then Utah bastards killed it.
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A group of people who are trying to mock the LGBTQ+ community and think they are funny.
super straight basically means a person would date a woman/man but if they where trans they would no longer like/ fell attraction towards that person.
I do not support the "super straight" community
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