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A dangerously obsessed drug addict
Hey dude watch out that homeless guy is looks like he's a dust sucker
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Like a sucker punch, but with your dick
If that bitch ain't careful, I'll sucker fuck her right in the ass
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The double sucker is a woman who gives u a blowjob while breastfeeding
She is a double sucker ya know so it makes up for the healing time.
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a girl climbs into a washing machine and starts to suck. you then start the washing machine and she starts to spin while she is sucking. you turn to you cardboard cut out you call your dad and say. “and that is how it’s done. you own my 5 bucks.”
hey dad i bet you five bucks if i can do the spin sucker better then you.
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A person that thinks they are screwing somebody over for an extended period of time, only to find out they were the one getting screwed over the whole time.
Sounds like you got fucked ! Serves you right, who is the rope sucker now?
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It is the act of using your teeth to remove a bloody tampon from a female's vagina while the woman is menstruating. Then engaging in sexual intercourse.
I wanted to fuck my girl but she had her period so I had to pull a Blood Sucker.
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The absolute worst punishment that a 3yr old can dish out.
Reason:They taste bad and they are ugly so nobody wants them.
A 3yr old will only bestow this reward when they are at their wits end and unable to change their situation with the normal fit pitching, belly aching, moaning, groaning and crying to no avail.
It is also used by adults in a SNAFU situation.
When you won't let the child have their way and they tell you NO NO NO Black Suckers for You!
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