ASB bank

A bank in new zealand that is trying to replace people with with machines and computers and claims to have the best customer service when you dont actualy talk to people, because they tell you to use the atm or fast deposit bags.

teller: hi welcome to ASB bank how can i help you

client : umm id like to make a deposit

teller: have you used a fast deposit before?

client : dose goldstein use them

teller : excuse me ?

client : never mind

teller: well anyway its realy easy just fill this box in and this box in and draw a line from here to here and fill this box in and put your number here.

client: seams like alot of effort, hows this helping me ?

teller : you save 40 cents and i dont have to do anything.

client : gee thanks

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Piggy Bank

When ones ass crack sticks out of the back of ones loose-fitting pants and under britches in the same manner as a plumbers crack. The reference comes from the thrilling temptation of dropping a couple of pennies down there.

I could see every hair and dingle berry in his plump piggy bank when he squatted with his back to me to pick up the quarters I threw on the floor.

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lloyd banks

The finest most sexy nigga out there also he got a real sexy voice.

that nigga lloyd banks is sexy.
gggg g-unit

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lloyd banks

By far the most overrated rapper. He sucks, his lyrics have no meaning. "i'm so fly" ya that's a real respectable message.

I'm so fly. lloyd banks and evryone associated with G-unit suck. thsi isn't what hip hop should be.

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Paul Banks

Catchy blonde blue eyed lead singer of Interpol who is barely caught with out a cigarette. He is born on May 3rd, and has a girlfriend who no one knows a thing about. He is undoubtedly handsome, no doubt confused for a british man.

Paul Banks smokes and drinks to much, but he strikes my fancy:)

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banked

to take something from the environment and to make it yours, symbolically speaking.

a guy bones a hot chick after a party.

"I banked that bitch"

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Azealia Banks

adj.
Something that no one will ever understand.

Bisexuality? That's rocket science to people, that's Azealia Banks to whites.

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