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A female who possesses a dominatingly colossal butt; who can be a mother when needed, but also show you a good time. (Doesn't have to be a mom).
The moment I laid eyes on my future wife's cheeks I knew she was a cake mom.
When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.
My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.
A meme mom is basically the mom of a group that really likes memes, or just a meme loving mom lol.
„She‘s the mom of this group, the meme mom, actually“
v. for a mother to force her offspring to perform tasks through her any means necassary; including superior mental and physical prowess ie. the guilt trip and the back hand
;similar to manhandle
"Don't make me mom-handle you!!!" or "I can't hangout. My mom is mom-handling me into cleaning my room."
A person, usually a woman, who reads something factual and then tells other people about it in a condescending, or haughty, manner, pretending as if it was common knowledge. The phenomenon can be readily overheard zoos, where there are lots of moms, and lots of factual information.
Person 1: Wow, it's amazing how these wolves don't get cold on the snowy ground.
Zoo mom: They stay warm because they have a special system of veins and arteries in their legs that recirculates their body heat, instead of losing it to the ground.
Person 1: Oh, yes, I see that that is exact what that sign you just read says.
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when a mom or just any woman over decorates for Christmas
Look at all those lights! She's totally a Santa Mom.
A mother who always supplies her young female children with endless amounts of Frozen merchandise.
Darryl: Woah, that's a lot of Frozen stuff.
Jack: Yeah dude, she must be a Frozen mom