taco vendrito

A taco vendrito is someone who sells tacos. The term taco vendrito comes from the root of taco vendor, but was changed to taco vendrito to be more stereotypical Spanish.

I know a great taco vendrito, he owns a restaurant downtown.

Toledo Taco

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.

PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.

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Glossy taco

Cristine's (SimplyNailLogical on YouTube) form of a glossy topcoat.

To finish off this nail look let's apply a glossy taco.

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Cajun Taco

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- noun

1. a native of Louisiana who fornicates with two Latina women.

Boudreaux hooked up with Rosa and Consuela last night. That was one hot Cajun Taco.

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Fish Taco

1. A common meal in Mexico. A fresh tortilla or taco shell filled with salmon, sardines, chilli relish, beans, onion, peppers, corn and topped off with smooth gaucomole.

2. A dirty, fishy-smelling vagina

1. Man that fish taco I had the other night made me shit my guts out!

2. Guy 1: So I took off her panties...
Guy 2: Yeah....
Guy 1: And something smelt bad....
Guy 2: Aww no
Guy 1: Yep. She had a fish taco.

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taco slice

The act of sliding a vagina over a persons face while they sleep in retaliation for a mushroom tap.

I'm gonna taco slice you baby!

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Face taco

The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.

Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.

John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.

Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.

John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.

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