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top shelf

Cream of the crop, of extraordinary quality.

The phrase is derived, not from the position of premium bottles in liquor stores, but their position behind bars. (as opposed to "well" liquors, which are stored in the bartender's speedrack well, and "call" liquors, which are popular but not displayed (and which must be "called").

Man, this Hennessey is top-shelf.

by wordtender June 30, 2004

192๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soft Top

The exact opposite of a power bottom.

David couldn't control his man, he's such a soft top.

by zayor December 12, 2017

111๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


top definiton

Top definition as it is.

"Oh top definitons"

by dragi231 September 20, 2015

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White Top

A worthless old fart who works for an in-law and does absolutely nothing for the company and gets paid. This sort of individual is exceptionally good at web loafing.

Limpy B the white top, did quite well surfing the web today. It's a good thing we pay him $20/hour to keep our company running!

by DJ Hurricane February 20, 2013

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Halo Top

High-protein, low-calorie 'ice cream' that has tricked gym goers, soccer moms, and those with eating disorders that God himself has returned to allow them to eat an entire pint of ice cream and still fit in their jeans. The secret trick to Halo Top is that once someone used to it ends up consuming actual ice cream, they will not only realize how much they've been missing, they'll be compelled to eat an entire pint of it, and as such will not be fitting into those jeans.

"Why would I have a serving of Ben and Jerry's when I can have an entire pint of Halo Top?" Well, Susan, Ben and Jerry are going to come knocking on your door again one day, and you'll have no sense of portion control.

by Araragi October 9, 2018

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top of the line

something used to describe a person, a thing, a place or a group that is the best in a certain category.

antonio: yo brother! check out those chicks man. they are on top of the line!

sean: damn nice man. quality!

by seanwoodsen September 4, 2010

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muffin-top

The phenomenon resulting from the trend in tight low-rise jeans coupled with midriff baring shirts on girls who should not be wearing them, causing a spillage of fat resembling the top of a muffin spilling out of its paper.

Dude, did you see that girl walking by? she totally had a muffin-top!

by huelotim January 17, 2007

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