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The big wild nonce who likes to play with children
Ahh there he is
Father alan the sex offender
The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.
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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore
he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure
Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable
Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
Hey man your being such an Alan Era.
Fred Alan Binless is clapped
Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren
He is the hottest guy in Hebron and everyone wants him even guys he is a prime example of who u want to be when you grow up
Alan basil is very hot
Handsome, inside and out. He's been through alot, and is one of the strongest people alive. He is always there for you when you need a crying shoulder. He is a good bestfriend and will always be close to the ones he's known the longest. He is good with kids. No matter what happens, he will always be there for his family. He would never cheat, or betray anyone. Loving and easy to love. He has problems showing his true feelings, but never give up on him. he is worth the wait.
Girl one: your friends with Dwight alan?
girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.
one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut
i can smell that guys alan hughes from here