Muff cabbage is a new slang term for a ladies private parts. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.
What's a muff cabbage? It's a Jersey thing.
Many Jersey people would refer this word as a woman's vagina. You wouldn't understand its a jersey thing.
used in season 14 episode 9 of south park aired 10-13-2010
Your muff cabbage!' 'YOU SICK OLD WOMEN MUFF CABBAGE' 'YOUR CABBAGE
a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.
"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."
you just don't understand it's a Jersey Thing! derrogatory
oh you're white trash, "you're love cabbage!"
from the episode of south park where New Jersey was taking over the whole U.S.A.
One who smells of rotting moosey cabbageness.
My god Kevin smells like rotten moose cabbage.
Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.
In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.
Also called Popcorn weed, Cabbage Patch weed is a little more potent than Shwagg or Reggie. However, it can't compete with good strains, such as Strawberry Cough or Sour Diesel.
"I hate this Cabbage Patch Weed, dude! I need some real shit."