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Ahh the race of chavs. The newest known danger to the world, atmosphere and mainly Barry and Cogan. Chavettes - even cooler! Keep them babies comin' young mothers - WE LOVE IT! Things commonly associated with chavs - burberry, the word "like", tracksuits, dunks, hats, fags, gold earrings, booze, 50 cent, The Vibe, Creation, the words "innit, ini", the word " safe ", the word "fock" and many more! Romily park in Barry - lush place...now...chav central! It's bloody brilliant! All the shmooookers with asbo's! How fabulous!A term that represents the current youth culture of britain. Easy to spot, just look for people with gangsta limps and fake jewelery too heavy to carry. White chavs often think they're black, and black chavs just follow the rest of the rules above. Do not disrespect a chav ...to their face, or they will as I'm sure they'll tell you - "fock you up" which although sounds EXTREMELY FUN ( a bunch of chavs chasin after you shouting and swearing - GREAT:D) would most probably be painful!
The Vibe. Held at the Memorial Hall, Barry. A Splendifferous place to go chav hunting ( our favourite sport ). You walk in and instantly you can smell the chavness. Everywhere you turn you're smothered in the shortest skirts, push up bra's and tops made out of dental floss or maybe even bikini tops, caked on make up and gold hoops. As for the boys there are basketball tops, baggy jeans, hats to the side, earrings bigger than the girls. Scatty gold chains that they think are cool and just an all around essence of " YOU FIT LIKE ". The aim of the vibe is to get off with as many ugly, scatty chavs as you can but the trick is, you must not know them. The average is about 5 - 6 chavs - how exciting! And you're lucky if you get one of those people's name! The scatty pumping music that all sounds the same and the pathetic bobbing they call dancing - what a place to be.. in chav heaven:)
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An anti-chav is a person who hates chavs. I hate chavs, and so do the rest of Britain. Chavs create nothing but evil, and suffering in this world. The law enforcement agencies do not have the ability to control Chavs so they roam around Britain making everyone's life a misery.
Chavs cause massive amounts of crime, and money loss to the Government, which means the good people of Britain have to pay for chavs. Alot of people hate chavs, but they aren't going to say it are they?
Soon the population of Britain are going to get really sick of there lives been negatively effected by chavs. We do not owe you anything. You don't respect us and our rights, so why should we respect you?
Commander: All the anti-chav groups are shit because they do fuck all.
Assistant Commander: Yea
Commander: I'm going to make a group called the British Liberation Army, with real intentions, unlike the rest of these shitty sites.
Assistant Commander: Ill make the site, that way we can get many more members and plan things allot better.
Commander: When we finish school in July 2008 we are going to teach the ChavScum of Britain a lesson.
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Someone who is clearly not a chav but still walks with a bop and wear trackies because they think thats "cool bruv"
why would you want to be one anyway??!!!
wannabe: yer what you geeks doin? you losers!!
Normal person: shutup you chav ooops your not you wannabe chav!
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A strange urban mystery, found in many places such as car parks, recreational parks and sometimes outside local parades of shops.
The chav circle is a modern day phenomenon, the city dwellers of the early 21st century first reported the sightings just after the new millenium when the 'Chav' was a fast growing social group gaining popularity.
Some believe that the circles are in fact left by Chavs after a night out, thought to have been made using motorised veichles with two wheels, like a moped, scooter, or as some of the older chavs prefer to use, a motorcycle.
"Aparently that old woman five doors down found a Chav Cicle in her front garden this morning".
"We have drunk all the cider dave lets make some Chav Circles over there".
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Extinct.... enough said!
By any chance did you see that intelligent chav feature at the museum old chap?
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The Royal We is where a monarch speaks not only on her own behalf, but on behalf of the country that she is rightfully entitled to make decisions on behalf of. The Chav We, on the other hand, is where you speak as if you are part of something you are only very vaguely related to, like a football team you support.
Alice: We were robbed of that goal! Fucking ref!
Bob: Stop using the chav we, Alice. You don't play football for England. Hell, you'd probably break you toe if you tried to kick a football.
Alice: Oh, shut it.
members of society across the economic spectrum who embrace behaviors and priorities that are considered vulgar and tacky ;
- personal branding via wearing and carrying as many logos as possible
- embracing fashion in a blind and all encompassing way
-unable to converse about anything but sport (men) or celebs and shopping (women)
-aspire to owning a Range Rover Sport
-Hold rtheir knife like a pencil and their fork as a conversation aid
-vacation only where they can get the food they eat at home
-Think David Copperfield was a magician
-Think the Ecclestone sisters and Cheryl Cole are posh
-Beleive the Cold War was only fought in winter.
The Ecclestones and Beckhams are competing for the super chavs of the year trophy