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When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?
Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.
After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.
Ranger docking-
Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-
2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.
It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.
Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.
Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
A kind, handsome person with a good sense of humor, generally a nice friend to have, extremely athletic.
When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips