emily

Emily is one of a kind. It would be hard to compare her to a purple pear shaped donut. But you can compare her to Dory (from "Finding Nemo") She's a fine piece of artwork to be a fish. She likes to be creative and inventive, she also really enjoys spreading the vaseline bottle on herself, wrapping herself up in glad wrap and pretend to be a snail.

Person 1: OMG i think i just saw a snail
Person 2: dude that was an Emily

Person 1: it looks like a Dory-Snail
Person 3: my name is Taylor R****** and i have a lot of feelings

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emily

this girl means no harm but is a complete tool. shes hilarious in her own way and belongs in a mental home, shes mad and immature and she will influence you to act like her quite alot but all her friends love her because of those reasons. your friendship group is nothing without an emily

'woah some girl just freak attacked me.. she must an emily'

'our friendship group is so boring, we need a emily!'

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Emily

A bitch. Someone who constantly steals other people's boyfriends. She plays games, talks shit behind your back and lies to you constantly. This kind of girl will never really love or commit to you. She cheats on every boyfriend she ever has, and usually has a full time boyfriend on the side...sometimes even a girlfriend.

"Dude, that Emily totally slept with my boyfriend."

Guy - "She cheated on me."
Friend - "What an Emily move, man."

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emily

she's fucking obsessed with green day and she calls billie joe armstrong daddy and she calls her friends at midnight crying about how much she loves green day

wow emily is green day trash #1

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Emily

A girl with a big booty but goes through so many boys. Plays good cop bad cop a lot and says ily to the first guy she meets.

Oh there’s Emily coming😬

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Emily

Lemily are two people that obviously like each other, they tease each other, stare at each other and they always give each other eye contact. They flirt all the time but are friends like wtf

dude one: they are so lemily. they are so in love
dude two:Ikr

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Emily

Emily is shy. But an utter bitch. She shows off and is a big fat cunt. She sucks dick everyday and she can't handle but pull down guys pants and ride them till they sleep. When they sleep she chops there dick off and attaches it to her mouth.

I need someone to suck my dick-Jesse
I'll suck it tonight baby-Emily

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