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A beer that has been opened, but only partially consumed. See also: Wounded Soldier
After the party, they went around to collect the empties, shaking their heads at the bastards who left a bunch of Jersey Beers.
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A New Jersey trailer, usually featuring mullets on a porch. beer can art is usually prevalent.
i saw his jersey condo on cops last week.
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A show made by the Oompa-Loopas after they quit the Chocolate factory, traded the Cocoa Bean for drugs and alcohol, and start talking in a strange language no one else speaks. Set on the shores of Jersey, presumably in England.
Kid: Did you watch Jersey Shore last night?
Kid: No, I like my brain cells.
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The most miss understood place in the USA due to all the trashy idiots on tv. New Jersey is not really like that don't judge a book by it's cover.
If you've never been to places in New Jersey like Caldwell, Montville, Trenton, Livingston, West Essex, Devor, and Springfield you can't judge New Jersey. Also if you haven't met all te people in New Jersey you can't judge people from New Jersey.
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Any girl who was born and raised in New Jersey. Mostly known for having hair that is very high, wearing lots of makeup and jewelry, and being able to smoke a cigarette, drink a beer, chew gum, and bitch about their boyfriend all at the same time. Often, they have attended a private, all-girl catholic school so they are hard to fuck, but easy to get a blowjob from.
"Nothin' matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl." - Bruce Springsteen
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Contrary to many "North Jersey: definitions, South Jersey boasts an array of economic profitability to the state as a whole. It is home to the state's 3 nuclear power plants (which for the ignorant, do no emit radioactive pollution, so reserve your half-educated "jokes") which provide 50% of the energy consumption by the state. New Jersey ranks in the top five states in country for production of blueberries, cranberries, spinach, bell peppers, peaches and head lettuce, all of which are primarily grown in SOUTH JERSEY. Tourism, which also constitutes a considerable fraction of NJ's GDP, is virtually exclusive to the southern region on the state.
Not to mention cost of living, North Jersey may be dubbed "advanced" by some residents on here, however consider the median family income of a SJ county, Gloucester, at $82,655 with a median home value of $245,000. Morris County, in North Jersey, has a median family income of $102,096 and average home value of $458,000. I'm no mathematician but it seems that relative to income, North Jersey is significantly more expensive. Perhaps this explains why the state's foreclosures are concentrated in the Northern counties, not because the "advanced" counties are home to more expensive house values but because the real estate market is hyper-inflated.
Not to mention, the lack of diversity in SJ is relative to the Philly metro area, as NJ's is relative to the more diverse NYC...common sense.
Wow, instead of being an ignorant bigot who benefits from the substantial contribution South Jersey makes to the state as a whole, I could perhaps educate myself. In doing so, I may realize that all parts of NJ are benefactors to its strong economy, diverse population and landscape.
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The act where you pull a skirt over a girl's head and throw a quick donkey punch to the kidneys inducing the action desired from her.
I saw this hot chick in the bar last night with a short little skirt and just wanted to pull it over her head and hockey jersey her.
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