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1. Straight, A-sexual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.
2.The Opposite of a fag-hag.
That dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but I always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
I think he's a Dyke-Mike.
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When you take a poop and it makes a skid mark down the side of the toilet
Mark- "Look at this brown streak on the toilet bowl!"
Donny- "Someone must have taken a Mike Brown."
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Mike Pence
/mฤซk, pens/
noun
noun: Mike Pence; plural noun: Mike Pences; informal: Pence; informal plural: Pences;
1.
a devotee of a Donald J Trump, cause, or activity.
"not a freethinker and a follower of Trump"
synonyms: bitch, henchman, minion, lackey, servant, sidekick
"the President's closest 'Mike Pence'"
disciple, apostle, supporter, defender, champion;
believer, true believer, worshiper
"a follower of Donald J Trump"
fan, enthusiast, admirer, devotee, lover, supporter, adherent
"followers of Donald J Trump's idiocies"
2.
a person who moves or travels behind Donald J Trump.
3.
A.
a person who hates the sexual choices of others despite his own sexual appetite pertaining to bestiality.
synonyms: hypocrite
B.
a person who hates or fears homosexual people
1.
A.
Formal: Man, this guy is a crazy Mike Pence, look at him getting wet listening to that bigot!;
Informal: Look at those idiots kissing Donald J Trump's Ass, they are a bunch of Pences!
B.
Barb E. Dahl: Why would John agree with the President's racist remarks, Ken?
Ken Dahl: Well Barb, he is an absolute Mike Pence.
2.
Look at how he is attached to Donald Trump's ass; he is a total Mike Pence.
3.
A.
Neil: Look at how he treats the other people's sexual choices!
Bob: I don't know why, because he fucks donkeys.
Swalla: What a Mike Pence!
B.
Donald Trump has reversed protections for the LGBTQIA community showing his true Mike Pence colors.
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When you have to shit but its so big you have to spread each butt cheek and wedge it down on the toilet seat to give your asshole extra spread to allow for such a huge LOG.
Dude, I had to Mike Honcho that shit. It was way to big to just let it flow.
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Mike Sara the kind of bloke that would give fuck your mother whilst tossing you dad off, usually accompanied by ODS
Oh god did Davy give your parents a Mike Sara last night?
When you are having a fight with someone and then you bit the person's ear off.
Guy 1: So I heard you had a fight with a guy.
Guy 2: Yeah, I mike tyson'd him. His ear was bleeding
Guy 1: Ooh snap!