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A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
Patrick is a gay starfish, likes m4s, and eats animals
patrick griffo is a wasteyute
Patrick Bloodgood all around cool dude very cool, calm, and laid back. Loves family, friends, and the female population. Has a very big heart will do just about anything for anybody however if you piss him off there will be no more chances.
I am such a patrick I love having fun and flirting with all these major hotties. Damn you know you want that studmuffin Patrick Bloodgood.
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You are holding someone else's wrist and guiding them while they give you a hand job. Even more potent if "Unchained Melody" is playing in the background.
She was terrible at hand jobs, so he showed her a "Patrick Swayze" to save their marriage.
The quarterback for the Kc chiefs, also known as the nigga that sounds like Elmo.
Patrick mahomes uncle Tom ass sounds like Elmo
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When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born
Yooo lets get Patrick Shwavyd tonight, shit will be lit
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