wedding ring

A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.

"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."

"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."

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Engagement Ring

The sexual act of having a string of ejaculate wrap around your ring finger. (or any other finger for that matter)

Gerald's mom was shocked and disgusted when she found him in his room wearing an engagement ring.

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Elden Ring

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"

Many of saught the power of the one ring and waiting long in the darkness. Now it's time has come and the one ring wants to be found!

A: Did you hear about the one ring?
B: That thing Sauron was searching for?
A: Yeah, Elden Ring. Apparently he found it
B: Does this mean the fires of war are coming?
A: Nah mate, war is off. he hasn't come out of his tower for days. Even his eye has turned towards fextralife.

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Ring ding

An incredibly hilarious racial slur for Indian people (sounds funniest when spoken with an Indian accent).

Possibly referring to the sound you hear when you walk into a 7-11.

I went to my chemistry class and this ring ding smelled up the whole lecture hall!

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ring piece

the anus hole - dirt box

i am gonna sove this fucking television up your ring piece if you dont shut the fuck up!!

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Ring rage

The feeling that overcomes a woman when she realizes the guy who has been hitting on her is married.

Janice experienced ring rage when her bff told her the guy that was flirting with her was married.

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Sting Ring

When you have eaten too much spicy food, and later when defecating your anus feels like it has been lit on fire.

"Damn, that habanero salsa gave me Sting Ring"

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