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Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.
Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.
When a show should’ve already ended but the Company thats airing it decides to keep milking it by producing more seasons and merchandise for money even though it‘s already dead and has lost all of it‘s original character and humor.
Guy 1: Dude FOX announced the 23th season of Family Guy.
Guy 2: Man that shit isn’t even funny anymore, must be The Simpsons Effect because some people can’t let go.
What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters
Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".
The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences
The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee
Since 2020 it is a thing caused by being out in the sun too long wearing a mask to protect from Covid 19. Basically the area around the mouth an nose stays white and pasty, giving the appearance of the well known character from The Simpsons' facial features.
Been out in the sun too long today have we? That mask has given you the Homer Simpson Tan look hasn't it?
quite scary place, a few lesbians and what not. Number 18 is iconic tbh I remember when they had a dead horse in their garden
“Hey have u ever been down Simpson Road?”
“ya because i live down it u melt”
A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.
They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw