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When a mans penis is so big a woman cums apon the first complete insertion
I’m in love, my first multiple orgasm started as soon as he put it in. That’s a polish squirt
When she ruins the bed sheets during sexual activities ...take her to the ole squirting troft she can splash splash in the waterin hole
Go down on her take her to squirting troft ...
When you bust your head open on the edge of a table and piss yourself.
"Yo, I squingle squirted yesterday after my ex threw her tampon at me."
Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.
"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico
A hoe that sends nudes when unasked for or unwanted by the receiver. Often used to describe girls
She sent you nudes? That hoe squirt
The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.
She ran out of money so she was squirt lurking for her next fix.
After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.
Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs