Two Weeker

People who sag there pants in such a way that it appears that they have two weeks worth of shit in them.

Person 1: Hey there your sporting the Two Weeker look

Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man

Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.

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two's-up

giving a girlsome double penetration

hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???

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two-step

Cock-blocking yourself by spending the first half of a night flirting with a girl, but then spending then next part of the night hitting on her friend or roommate, thus blowing it with both of them.

Guy: Oh man! I totally two-stepped it tonight with those two girls. Why didn't I just stick with the first girl?!

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two-three

My own space , zoned out

I be in my zone I’m in my two-three.

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Two Timer

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

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two storey

a nickname for a fat person that only ever tells the same fucking stories!!
and you can call it to there face as they think you are calling them stacked but they just keep telling you the same shit.

That Roland keeps telling me about his fucking mate from football who has done everything he is such a two storey

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two-caller

A person who always calls back immediately after a telephone call with them has ended. Usually done to pronounce a final, dramatic closing statement to the previous conversation, although occasionally merely to add information which had been overlooked previously.

So after she hung up on me, the two-caller was right back on my ass screaming "I hate you!" into the phone!

Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.

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