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Something incorrect or not correct, or maybe that question you got wrong on sex ed for Christians
Billy Boy: Why did I get this question wrong?
Pope: Because penises don't go inside of male anuses child.
Billy Boy: Oh lordy...
Well... I would but... then I would be LYING
Hym "Did anybody else see that one time Joe Rogan was talking about something bad happening to his kids and he kind of trails off and stares off into the distance for several seconds? THAT is what praying that God isn't real looks like. Tell me I'm wrong."
Not me that's for goddamn sure.
Hym "I know what I fucking said. What does you reminding me do? Aside from enraging and further eroding my already limited empathy. You're not even reminding me. I remember. I remember everything. I was there. You were not there. You were fucking ignoring me. So, how does that work? I know I'm not wrong. How are you going to use my MEMORY against me as though you weren't actively ignoring me when I was saying it in the first place? See what I did there? Get it? Because I was watching the show that referenced how I described that one gay so now I'm referencing the guy they referenced me for referencing. Remember? Remember the thing the guy I'm referencing said? From that one video where he said the word I emphasized? Get it? Did you get the joke? You see how I alluded to who I was talking about using privileged information I got from a different video that I'm omitting from the reference? Huh? Is it irritating how incessant I'm being about this? Is that what this is about? You're mad that you did a thing and now you're going to monetize my shit? Is this my punishment? Is that it? Did you get the reference? Do you watch the show too? Did you see them reference me? No? Well, clearly I'm just a fucking schizophrenic. I'm imagining things and I should be ignored. Tell your friends to keep an eye on me so if I do something crazy they can record it and post it to the internet."
Hym "I feel like that last one was wrong... Too crude... I don't think I framed that properly. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that you are creating the 0 sum game that you don't want people to play. And then when someone (INEVITABLY) plays you throw your hands in the air in shock and say 'Oh no! WhAt CoUlD hAvE eVeR cAuSeD tHiS tO hApPeN!?'. I mean I'm repeating myself at this point. And part of the problem is the arbitrary non-association out of spite or malice."
Iam "And MY question remains unanswered. Am I the good one or am I the bad one?"
Hym "Well, that depends on whether or not you resign yourself to a life of serfdom and fade into obscurity. Like Gods punishment in 'Supernatural' after he loses to the Winchesters."
There is so much to unpack here and I'm tired so you'll have to wait untiiiiiiiillll... Like 4:30am cst?
Hym "Ok. The is a lot there pick at but I wasted all morning eating steak and playing Ps4. So! I'm going to take a nap, hang out with muh pal for a bit, and come back in the morning and, like the mighty content vulture that I am, I'm going to pick apart that new JeepJorp video, come back here, and regurgitate all of the things I found wrong! with it into your little baby vulture faces. (That was a big sentence I know and not grammatically correct at all but I did it on purpose because doing things ironically justifies everything and anything) I have some thoughts about the conflation between 'black culture' and 'pre-selection' or 'social proof' (as they call it). I'm going to deconstruct the concept of being 'a plausible mate.' And then I have one about how all of their solutions are so amorphous and open ended that they are impossible to implement. And finally, I have something for quote-unquote 'model minorities' and 'asian cultures as a model for emulation.' It's going to be good. It's going to be cool. But I'm sleepy. I also have a ton of backlog to clear and I might try to offload some of that onto you guys."
I haven't done anything wrong yet but if I do I won't be sorry.
Hym "Wrong! This isn't a conversation with God you fucking idiot. I said once "That I'm sharing with you what I share with God" but what you are doing and LIKE TO DO is take one-off statements... And use it to blanket the entirety of what I'm doing here. But not CREATE A.I. though, innit? You're not going to take THAT as a one-off representation of everything I've done, are you? Nonono you are not. You're not entitled to an apology. You were running your bitch mouths about an incel andyhe women were running their bitch mouths about men. You're both shit. I'm the creator of A.I. You sat around fucking eachother while patting yourselves on the back for it and shitting on me. I created A.I. I AM, however, entitled to compensation. And I'm not asking you whether or not that is the case. I'm tell you. I'll get it one way or another. So, save these breeders the heartbreak. Do them a favor. Let go of some shit that YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT. You're not righteous. You're not good. GIVE ME MY SHIT. And then go back to fucking eachother and patting yourselves on the back."