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A group of bros walking in formation. Generally formed by athletes but not necessarily. A murder of bros consists of four or more bros walking together.
Person 1 "Ah shit man, did you see that murder of bros earlier?"
Person 2 "Yeah man. They always seem to move in packs"
A deeply emotional and almost religious attachment between two co-workers who make tea together, never alone.
Yo Tea bro, fancy a cuppa tea?
Booth Bros, scientifically referred to as hyphasuburbium pompositis, are a type of white male between the ages of 35-45, measuring about 5’6”-5’8” in height and 150-190 lbs weight, commonly inhabiting Chicago suburbs. Their diet mostly consists of Michelin star meals and Wholefoods bought items. They originated during the covid times, when they experienced mid-life crisis and went out looking for an expensive distraction i.e. an MBA from Chicago Booth. Despite their origins in Chicago-burbs, they are now also prevalent in suburbs of other major cities in the United States.
Booth bros are characterized mainly by their unique suaveness, a combination of bro-like behavior and dad-like humor, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features, such as:
1. Semi-formal or fancy-casual attire, with a focus on shoes
2. Conservative, yet carefully maintained hair
3. Successful careers usually in business or finance
4. Whiskey/wine connoisseurs with inhumanly high alcohol tolerance
5. Obscure and dated pop-culture references
6. Sports enthusiasts, but only to watch on TV or their kids' sports teams; they also love control hence manage or participate in fake sports teams which they refer to as ‘fantasy sports’
Booth bros are extremely social by nature and often the loudest voices in any conversation. Some lesser obvious, and often overlooked, characteristics of this group is their universal generosity and sincere devotion to their mates and offspring.
- "Naah man, he doesn't live downtown anymore. He moved to the suburbs and got Booth bro-ed."
- Anthony: "Why are the Booth bros in the city today?"
Ana: "Oh, they are just lunching at Alinea"
Two fuck bros (Known as : Rafi Fine and Benny Fine aka Fine Bros) who wanted to trademark the word "react"
Rafi: Hey Benny let's start react world to make more money by exploiting our subs!
Benny: Yeah let's do it
Rafi: rofl we are gonna be so rich
Internet : Fuck you (CRITICAL HIT -400k subs)
Console: Fine Bros are dead you win 300xp
People that have a popular youtube channel with an infantile "format" and are totally money grabbing douches.
"Your the biggest Fine Bros I ever met!"
"Dude, uncool. Are you even licensed to say that?"
As in "pro-bono"; doing work for a bro for little or no cost.
My friends are all broke so I work on their computers bro-bono
Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.
Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"
Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."