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When someone unfollows you on instagram.
You saw that Michael unfollowed us. Yes he’s a sick perverted motherfucker
Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.
Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.
A person who eats chapatis, regardless of their race or culture.
Did you see Declan eating all those chapatis?
Yeah, he’s a massive chapati motherfucker
A mixture of ale 8 and a Kentucky bourbon
Bro drank too much Kentucky motherfucker and was dutched to no return
When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.
“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”
Someone who always finds the best stuff at the thrift and is always dressed to the nines. Most of the time, they are looking for stuff to resell at a higher price, but they also shop for themselves. Mostly associated with the Y2K aesthetic, however, this term can apply to anyone who frequents the thrift stores in search of the best aesthetic finds. Assumed to be the reason thrifting nowadays is overpriced, and stocked with items from SHEIN, H&M, and other fast fashion/mall brands.
Friend 1: Did you find anything cool at Goodwill?
Friend 2: Nah, all the fashion motherfuckers got there before me and bought all the cool stuff.
Friend 1: Aw man, can't they leave stuff for the rest of us?