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a turkey neck is simply when an elderly person (usualy female) has loose flab around her neck which tends to wobble when she/he moves. Often women of a certain age wear alot of turtle neck jumpers to cover their sagging necks.
"I get turned on by turkey necks, they're just so fun to slap about when we're making love."
"Sicko!"
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People who live in Prattsville, Arkansas.
Since I'm a red neck I only ride two things a day, my John Deer tractor and my sister.
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neckbones- black people soup;neckbones are usually boiled with potatoes and seasoned to perfection,and is usually eaten with cornbread.
open the pack of neck bones,put them in a pot of water,let the water boil,season the nec kbones,after the've boiled for about 45 minutes add potatoes.
neck bones are inexpensive unless you buy the family pack!
little girl-mama what you cookin' for dinner?
mama-some neck bones,potatoes,and cornbread now walk to the store and get a big pop for dinner.
(neck bones are most likely very meaty)
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1. When someone says or does something so stupid that it can't be ignored, you say "gimme that neck" and slide your hand across the back of their neck just so they look stupid and everyone knows they suck...has a few rules
a)the neck receiver can call self serve if they know someone is about to call for a neck
b)however, if the neck giver says "gimme that neck, no self serve" or "no nothin" then no self serve can be called and you gotta take that shit like a man
c)if the action or saying is EXTREMELY stupid, then you can call family in which every person of your group gets to neck the receiver
2. Also is incorrectly used by some people about things that can't be helped but they just want to neck you for the hell of it...
ORIGINATED AT SEBASTIAN RIVER HIGH SCHOOL
1. Ashton: I'm soooo good at basketball, you all suck!
Trev: Gimme that neck!
Will: No self serve!
Chris: FAMILLLLYYYYY!
Robert: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Ashton gets his neck annihilated*
2. Robert: Gimme that neck for having blue eyes, and while you're at it, gimme another one for bein taller than me!
Trev: What??!!
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(Much like ear burning and nose itching)when one's neck is itchy, it means that somewhere, someone is plotting your murder or just wishing that you were dead.
Laurel: my neck itches
Sarah: (while sharpening an ax) well that's absolutely peculiar!
(neck itching)
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somebody with a rather large neck,
somewhat of a dick cheese
oi fuck! look at driver wat a fat neck
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The bushy overgrowth of hair on the neckline, typically indicating it's time for a haircut. A distant relative of the Kentucky Waterfall or the Mississippi Mudflap.
It's been 8 weeks since my last haircut; my neck lettuce is ripe!
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