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A type of poke, when you divert the attention of the person you want to poke, by initializing a fake poke, while actually poking the person with the other hand.
>the action occurs<
"I have just DP (decoy poke)-ed you dude!"
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When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.
"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."
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The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".
"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".
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the act of sticking your finger up your ass and poking your shit
I caught my wife poking her pudding last night!!
Why do women always want to poke your pudding when yer having sex?
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when someone in an nhl video game poke checks to get the puck all the time because they are simply not good
aww your such a poke check noob
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to have a erected penis inserted into female vagina.
"Everybody needs a poke in the lower wiskers
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A condition posessed by many adult, male, heterosexuals, causing them to poke as many cunts as they possibly can.
GROUP OF FOXY CHICKS AT THE BEACH ...
FELICITY SHAGWELL: Watch out! There's Fat Bastard. He has a bad case of Poke-A-Cunt-Us. You certainly don't want that fat, heavy, sweaty, stinky, slimy body on top of you!
ALOTTA FAGINA: Oh, gross!
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