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When you wake up in the morning, walking to go take a piss, and ur dick pops out that hole in the middle of your boxers.
My mom gave me a hug this morning, and she saw my eye of the tiger
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almost the same as sex panther. It is also made by Odeon except this type of cologne smells differently, more like (instead of big foots dick) big foots asshole.
Dude 1: Dude, is that the cologne from the Anchorman? You know... sex panther.
Dude 2: No, its similar, but yet different, its called sex tiger, it attracts twice as many babes.
Dude 1: Oh yeah, and how exactly does that work?
Dude 2: It works as a magnet and attracts poon tang to the awful smell.
Dude 1: And why does that awful smell attract poon?
Dude 2: Dude, i don't fucking know or care, i just wear the shit.
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The blood of tigers, a mixed drink or a name for a type of steroid. No one is completely sure what it really means. It could just be the reamblings of some crazy person about to hit rock bottom.....Either way created by Charlie Sheen and causing quite a stir.
I went to the gym all hyped up on TIGERS BLOOD and totally got my CHARLIE SHEEN on!
I really wanted something special and rare so I decided to go snag me some Tigers Blood!
Went to the club and consumed a bunch of Tigers Blood.....now i don't know if i should be picking up hot women or going to the gym.....kinda confusing?
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when a girl shaves stripes on her coochie and then the girl gets on all 4s and growls like a tiger. and then the man gets on her back, and rydes her and yells WAR DAMN!!!!!!
I love doing an Auburn Tiger, especially on gameday. Last time he rode me for 3 straight hours before the game. War Eagle!
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A Friday that is going so bad, it's more like a Monday. Usually a Tiger Friday is followed by a need to meet friends and socialize to off-set the crappy day.
Fridays are either like lambs or they're like tigers and mawl the TG right out of TGIF. This is a Tiger Friday.
I just laid down for a 15minute cat nap but it ended up being an hour long tiger snooze
the bestest friend ever. she usually has dark hair and skin and is shy around friends. when you get to know her you find a polite loving girl always ready to lend a helping hand
girl1:my bestie's tiger-rose
girl2:OMG!!!!!!!
girl3:soooo jealous