Pregnant tree

A tree that has a large, round, protruding growth from the stump.

"Wow, that's a pregnant tree if I ever saw one!"

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tim trees

this guy is a hardcore rapper who actually did get shot 3 times. Trees is missing his left pinky, has a piece of his right ear missing, and he took a bullet to the right thigh. This guy needs you to buy his CDs so he can get out of B'More.

Tim Trees is actually hardcore unlike the gay ass poser 50 cent.

20👍 10👎

tree trunk

A fatass thigh.(Commonly Associated with Cankles)

Damn! Look at those girls legs. Them some tree-trunks!

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tree-hugger

Slur for a flower-child or hippy

Look at the tree-huggers without cars whining about McDonalds.

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Grapefruit Tree

A tall and/or exceedingly slender woman with no hips, a flat buttocks and large, protruding breasts. Grapefruit may be substituted for any fruit that grows on a tree but which more closely approximates the size of the breasts at hand (pun intended).

Man 1: What do you think of Angelina Jolie?

Man 2: Well, her lips make her look like she's trying to swallow a pair of boxing gloves and the rest just looks like someone trained a grapefruit tree to walk.

Man 1: Harsh.

Man 2: That's how I roll.

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tree pig

a ugly fat pig that fell out of a tree and hit all the branches on the way down, making a pig noise as she fell.

"Look mate, that bitch is so ugly!"
"yeah what a tree pig!"

40👍 24👎

b+ tree

The worst program you'll ever have to write. Avoid like the plague.

This b+ tree is consuming my soul

28👍 16👎