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People who are crazy about baths and bathing
John: Dave is still in the bath?
Robert: What a tub hub!
When you nut in a hot tub, and it floats and spins around you like a snowglobe.
My neighbors snuck over last night and left a hot tub snowglobe.
When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and the sperm gets into her belly button. This belly button is now a dirty hot tub.
"Bro, you know the girl I've been talking to? yeah, when I pulled out, I came on her stomach and gave her a dirty hot tub".
a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness
"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"
"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"
"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"
Heating a body of water using flatulence
“I’m going to turn this pool into an Oregon Hot Tub”
Members of the coast guard. Bath tubs are about the same size of a Coast Guard cutter.
Well if you can't get into the Navy, you might want to be a tub sailor.
When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.
Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.
Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!