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The act of inserting a Toblerone into one’s anus while Masterbating.
“Caught Nathan having Swissport Tug in the airport toilets. Safe to say it’s the last time he’s allowed in duty free”
Its when your very horny and instead of from the front you get jerked off from the back between the legs under the cheeks.
Would you like to give me a back tug
Gang members. Tugs differentiated by their 1) use of dragnets, 2) ability to force their way into your life, usually via killing or threatening to kill family members much like coyotes and wetbacks but for little to no compensation outside of the psychological, 3) sexually immature, often sexual offenders and creeps who overcompensate for it immensely, 4) homosexuals before, during and after the prison stint, 5) have that bow-of-the-boat "fascist smile" that comes off as clownish, 6) often unironically refer to others as childish, or are led by those who do i.e. dad, 7) propensity for free rape and pay exorbitantly for everything else; single-handedly known to inflate the price of everything they touch making them exactly like the (((free market capitalists))) they claim to stand against.
Death of a Salesman is a precursory play written about a failed tugboat captain to a couple of tugs his dragnet of a wife birthed while he was out slinging snake oil and whoring. While the play could have gone in any direction, it ends with both tugs taking the common-sense roles they've been raised to believe are not at all a product of their environment and, we assume, zealously pursuing them predictably and boringly.
Tugs have monstrous cocks and get many women. They are very nice and stubborn.
Tug has the biggest cock i’ve ever seen!
Up to when I was 9, without another tug, I’m always trapped inside my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear, which all I can do is love to cry!