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simply to commit a gruesome murder
man imo twist yo cap back, you got my sister pregnant dawg.
The phrase every mid 2000's teen once used on their myspace/tumblr bio.
"It's not a phase mom!" The teen said while writing on her blog entitled "Welcome to my Twisted Mind".
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a twisting competition: roll a bunch of Ls while your homies roll a bunch of Ls as well. or should i say, try to roll them as well. some go for size, some for shear speed - all for aesthetics. twist offs either end with each person claiming they won for different reasons or simply by everyone smoking all the Ls and talking about how deece they all for said reasons. It would take a superior twister to earn mutual agreement if people were trying to judge.
nugpuffer1: 'twist off?'
nugpuffer2: 'so you think you know how to twist do ya?'
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nugpuffer1: 'man hurry up and finish im tryin to spark this shit'
nugpuffer2: 'man look at that weak ass shit - what is there like a g in there?'
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the action of you grabbing someones dick and twisting
grab his dick and twist it
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Grabbing your dick with both hands, one on the head and one on the shaft. Pull your penis out and twist towards the other side. IE Your right hand twists left, vice versa. Do this with a partners or alone.
Guy 1: Bro, my girl did the Two-handed indian twist on me yesterday and now I have to go see a "urologist" or some shit.
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1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.
2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.
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Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.
Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!
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