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A wanker slush is a mixture of a woman’s discharge and a man’s semen commonly used to makeout with each other in a passionate way.
Me and Jessica just had a wanker slush, it was delicious!
British slang for an idiot or fool, of the female gender.
Zev is a lass wanker. Only lass wankers support United.
A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.
You wanker in a bag you are!
When your British relative grows a tail and enjoys not flushing the damn commode.
My chap went to download the brown load and left me a stanky wanker on purpose!!
Ejaculate after rubbing one out, but for your pancakes. See also cumcakes. (Old Meeshiganees)
Hey ma you got any wanker syrup for muh pancakes.
Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.
Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!