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when two or more people get into a public argument or verbal fight on a social networking site (ex. facebook) via status updates.
awww dayum, johnny really fried up mary in that status war last night. puttin her out there like that...
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Walking around looking for open wireless networks with a laptop or PDA.
I'm going to be war walking with my iBook later.
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1) The name of a science-fiction radio series created by Orson Welles, that was infamous because it made people believe there was an alien invasion happening.
2) The name of a movie about aliens trying to invade Earth.
3) The name of a movie that will be released in 2005 starring Tom Cruise about aliens who try to take over Earth.
4) The name of a series that ran for two seasons in the late 1980's to early 1990's, about a government scientist who finds out aliens have come back to recapture the Earth, and along with a Navajo military colonel named Ironhorse, his computer hacker buddy Norton, and his partner Suzanne, they try to stop the aliens. Went all to hell in the second season when the producers killed off half the cast, (including all the visible minorities!) and added more T&A in order to get more ratings.
From the 1988 TV series:
Harrison: brainwashed "We've got to stop hurting the aliens!"
Ironhorse: "Hurting the aliens? I don't remember invading their planet!"
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A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.
The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.
Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...
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a phenomenon occurring between two people who are either in the beginning stages of a relationship, having no strings attached sex, or on the verge of breaking up. involves endless texting in which the victor of the text war considers himself or herself to be the in the position of power. usually begins with "Wr r u?", but can take many forms. The spoils of victory most likely take the form of the winner choosing the "when and where" of the next sexual encounter.
That stupid French guy and I had a text war last night, but there was no way I was driving to his apartment for subpar sex.
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A TV show on the A&E network about auctions at storage facilities.
It features the same bidders every week attempting to interject drama into each others lives.
Thery find some interestings things in the storage lockers that they take to experts to learn the history and value.
There are only 2 characters on this show worth watching Barry Weiss and Brandi Passante. Barry is very funny and Brandi is totally hot!
Brandi runs a second hand store called Now & Then with her husband Jarrod Schulz who is a total retard douchebag.
Barry drives a different car every week and usually buys the cheap lockers nobody wants.
I like to watch storage wars to see the unusual items they find in storage lockers.
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Quite possibly one of the best stories ever told. The basic story of Anakin Skywalker's fall to the Dark Side of the Force and his redemption. It used to be that no one except for true fans liked the series but now with the release of Revenge of the Sith, everyone loves it and the true fans are not unique anymore.
PS. It is also said to have been ruined by Jar Jar Binks, but anyone who says that fails at life.
Man 1: Hey, did you see Star Wars Episode I one TV last night?
Man 2: No f***ing way! The Phantom Menace has that annoying Jar Jar and he makes me miss all the amazing scenes of TPM because I'm tough!
Man 1: You fail at life.
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