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A trick question possed by woman that is intended to put a man in an akward position given she IS gaining weight. This question is propossed to purposly make the man lie if she is. If she is not, then just say know.
woman: I think im getting a little fat, Am i fat?
man: yeah
woman: >:
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Don't ask me, ask yourself why you researched this😏
Dude, you're obv bi if you're searching up shit like this
"Am I bisexual?"
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A question to your parents when feeling depression.
Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.
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I post a lot of music on this website.lyrics. Good music from all sorts of genres and from all decades and different cultures and styles.
When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.
Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.
I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.
Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.
I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.
Do you find it incredible how smart I am?
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no, you're not. If you're pretty you would be that quirky weirdo.
who likes those people?
You're just not nice.
Girl: Hey josh!
Josh: Hi
Girl: am I pretty?
Josh: No.
Girl: :(
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"Am I right?" Deliberate mis-spelling generally used at the end of a lamer-style insult.
"veach is a fag lolz am i rite?"
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