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The witches cauldron

The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes

Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"

by Midgets piss me off January 6, 2022


Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 29, 2022


Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022


Witch's nose

A dick that has warts and/or is infected with an STD that causes warts or growths.

Don't date him, I heard from a friend that he has a witch's nose.

by IntroT April 18, 2020


Sea Witch

One (woman or man or non-binary) who practices magic and rituals using relics and remnants of the sea, unusually in forms religious aspects.

Person 1: I saw them performing a ritual on the beach the other night.
Person 2: Didn’t you know? They’re a Sea Witch

by The Lunar Witch February 7, 2024


Witch-Gremlin

Is a cute adorable little monster that follows you around where you work to a stalking degree, often lightweight when drinking, has four eyes, easy to throw, better at charming people with her smile than with magic, retarded, and has chicken feet.

My girl is a fucking witch-gremlin.

by Chester J. L'Carne September 21, 2021


Red witch

Mother of all witches. The singer Kate Bush.

- My little sister keeps listening to this annoying singer, I can't stand it anymore.
- What singer?
- I don't know. She has this high-pitched voice and keeps calling this Heathcliff.
- Aaah, it's the Red witch.
- Red witch?
- Yeah, Kate Bush.
- Never heard of her...

by fannyhill1972 December 13, 2018