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A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.
I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.
A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.
The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.
A type of dialect which any dialect can be interjected into the English or other Latin-based languages. Woke Latin has no set or strict dialect it must adhere to and can be interjected with various and unlimited other spoken Latin-based language dialects.
Brutus: Woke Latin, learn up. You know none.
Brad: Wut?
Brutus: Smack crack?
Brad: Are you selling me drugs or somethin'?
Brutus: Shut that snitchin! Learn up Woke Latin or get crackin' befo'e yo get popo rite hur! Unless yoos wanna git ditchy when I escapeé!
A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.
They will continue to "educate" you about how others' beliefs and opinions need to change to "progress humanity forwards". Which means that anybody elses points of views/opinions are unacceptable forms of hate speech if they don't align with their ideologies...aka extreme left-wing.
Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!
A state of being where one is aware of the various hypocrisies and double standards of contemporary society.
1. After attending her son's school play, Martha was so en woke that she felt the need to post a sarcastic tweet about how she had just seen the "best dramatic performance of the year".
2. After seeing all the celebrities posting about the need to be environmentally friendly, Randy decided to get en woke and posted a picture of himself with a reusable plastic straw and the hashtag #savetheplanet.
Derived from: woke, definition;alert to injustice in society, especially racism.
"we need to stay angry, and stay woke"
These are individuals actually passionate about and dedicated to a life fighting social injustice
"Them be some WOKE boys"
When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
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