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The best Woman in the world. She will hang with you when she is bored, text you inappropriately and send you confusing messages via social media. She's the most fun you're ever gonna have if you catch her smiling, if she's not smiling look away she's not to be messed with. She burns hot but she is cold as ice. Keep her glass full because she is thirsty.
If you got yourself a Whiskey Woman you're in for fun. Just don't piss her off she will give ya a blackeye!
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A complex and reprehensible deviant sex act. It involves either a man or a woman forming a committed long lasting relationship with a younger naive female counterpart. Then one day seemingly with out reason the boyfriend or lesbian viciously murders the woman and rig an extensive and elaborate system of ropes and pulleys in ther room. The lesbain dons a strapon and the man undresses then lies on the bed positioning the woman above him. The hanger then slips the victims head through a hangman's noose and tightens it around her neck. Finally the survinvg member of the couple rapidly yanks on a rope hanging by the bad to quickly lift the woman's body up and down on the real or fake penis inserted into the womans vagina or anus.
I got tired of Kate bitching, so I fucking hung her. Fucking hung; no pun intended.
Tips for begginers!: Always kill partner before hanging on pulley system, partner tends to shit itself post mortem and unless you're into that sort of thing it can be a mess to clean up. Also storing you better half in the freezer then defrostingg her in warm bath water prior to use will prolong use.
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A confident self motivated woman who takes responsibility for her actions and never blame the rest of the world for her mistakes or her downfalls. Her pride doesn't get in the way if she ever needs a helping hand.
A women, who is stubborn, rude, lonely and always saying that she is an independent woman, need to stop lying to herself and the people around her.
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When a woman acts in such a manner that defines a woman moment, then reacts by barraging the male counterpart with “man moment” slander
Woman: “Can we get Chick Fil A? I’m craving chicken!”
Man: “But Chick Fil A is 10 minutes away and there’s a Bojangles across the street...?”
Woman: “Well yeah, I want Chick Fil A.”
Man: “No, you said you want chicken. Do you just want Chick Fil A?”
Woman: “Yes....”
Man: “Woman Moment.”
Woman: “Saying woman moment is such a man moment.”
Man. “Woman Moment.”
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~A driving condition that stays with most women for their whole life.
~Symptoms include at least 10 scary personal experiences while driving per day, most pointless reasons to get distracted, thinking your a better driver than you are even though everyone thoroughly disagrees, doing a 5 point turn just to pull into a mildly packed parking lot just to make you look like a good driver, trying to do makeup while operating a very heavy hunk of metal going 60mph down a road, ect.
~you know who you are.
~this does not apply to all women!!
man 1:"Why is that car going all over the road when the driving conditions are perfect?"
man2:" Oh it's just a woman driver... most likely someone who sounds like Kyla"
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The act of milking a lactating woman similar to milking a cow.
Gregory the 30 year old man was woman milking his mother when she was pregnant with his little brother by sucking on her tits. He was 29 at the time.
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A woman who takes it in the face
"Remember Sarah? I came in her face, that's what I call an empowered woman"
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