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1. Do you like hot semen inside your vagina?
2. Do you like butter in your muffin?
No, thank-you. Just jam for me
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A game involving ten guys. Five a side, you stand about three metres from each other, and using some kind of object (A shoe or ball works well) you throw it at the opposition team, aiming at the testicles. If the object strikes you anywhere and you flinch, you lose a piece of clothing. If the object hits your balls and you DON'T flinch, you get to put a piece of clothing back on. Once you're naked, you're out; last man with clothes on wins for his team.
We were bored last night, so we played How Do You Like Your Eggs?
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an old school slang word used to disapprove the actions or suggentions or another. the dates of the actually week is the 28th of january - 4th of february.
"can i go to the city with jack daniels?"
"absoulutley not, what do you think this is bush week?
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When your girlfriend tells you she's hungry, but won't tell you anywhere specific that she wants to go (or possibly doesn't have any idea herself).
Girl: I'm hungry.
Guy: Ok, where do you want to eat?
Girl: I'm good with anything.
Guy: Pick somewhere. Anywhere.
Girl: I don't know.
Guy: I hate you.
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In the game VR chat you travel to a certain Island (named the Ugandian knuckles island)where you find a deformed shorter creepier version of knuckles (from sonic) that you are able to equip as a skin. Any player visiting the island will be visited by a crowd of the Ugandian knuckles (players)screaming the odd phrase "Do You Wanna know de way" mockin the Ugandian accent.
Me:enters the Ugandian island
The knuckles: Do YoU WaNnA kNoW DE WaY?!
A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.
The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"
No!
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What do you think about Turkey and Turkish people?
what do you think about Turkey?
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