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When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”
Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
A chicken that looks like a slug.
That Chicken is a chicken slug
The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.
Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga
A descriptive term used to describe the male genitalia after being exposed to cold water or excessive amounts of narcotics.
Just been for a slash and noticed I'm suffering from a bad case of "blue slug"
The north sea looked inviting but after a quick swim I developed a nasty case of blue slug in my swimming trousers.
Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:
"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"
Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."
Little globs of spunk left on wall of bathtub after mastubating in the shower.
Awww man, i almost slipped and fell in the tub because jermy left tub slugs in the shower.