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Chicken Wank

The act of masturbating with the inside crease of your elbow thus resembling a chicken flapping its wing.

I had the best chicken wank of my life last night!

by SexuallyActive September 22, 2014


Chicken Boi

A man who is very skilled in taking care of chickens.

The Chicken Boi could raise fifty chickens and keep them alive for 20 years.

by grangle mcSUCC November 29, 2016


nigger chicken

A term known in the inner cities of America as a seagull. African Americans often attempt to catch Nigger Chickens with a fishing pole while using one or sometimes up to 3 losing scratch off lottery tickets as bait. The shine attracts the bird. An old sport and survival skill dating back to the first arrival of Africans to America, a time when they would use stolen jewlery as bait. In some regions of the United States one may order a Nigger Chicken at a Soul Food resturant.

DaShaun and Ellsworth were hungry so they used their carp fishing poles and caught some Nigger Chickens for lunch.

by insectpinsNR July 26, 2007

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Jesus Chicken

The slang term for a chain of fast-food restaurants called Chik-Fil-A. Usually used in a derogatory term to refer to their strongly Christian policies (being closed on Sundays explicitly for their employees to attend church), anti-gay policies and extremely large financial contributions to anti-gay-rights bills and amendments, both of which stem from the owners' interpretations of their denomination of the Christian bible.

I'm hungry, wanna go get some Jesus Chicken?

by Joreth June 3, 2011

270๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cow and Chicken

Some homoerotic show that appears on Cartoon Network. Heavy use of pink, cream, and aqua colors, references to anuses, frequent cross-dressing, the idea of having a rooster as the main character, and there is some red homosexual demon who walks around naked. How this show was ACTUALLY approved for kids is beyond all known forms of logic.

The sickest episode of Cow and Chicken was that episode where the chicken apparently masturbated into a milk-sampling cup in an attempt to be a cow.

by Matthew B. October 14, 2003

139๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chicken McStabbed

the feeling you get in your stomach after eating too many chicken mcnuggets

i just ate 80 chicken nuggets, i feel like ive been chicken mcstabbed.

by donkey kicker August 24, 2009

278๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


chicken poop

A lovely stick of chap. 100% pure free range chicken poop lip junk!! Contains soybean oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, and sweet orange essential oil.

The safety of this product has not been determined.

Ariel: Why, Lisa! You smell so nice!

Lisa: Thank you, Ariel! I put Chicken Poop on my lips!

by Lisa and Ariel October 12, 2006

225๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž