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When you jizz in your own bellybutton and a girl licks it up.
my girlfriend drank my kittens milk last night!
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Some hipster shit that they use in lattes instead of regular milk. Probably jizz.
Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.
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The white, milky substance that is exerted from the penis after it has been given good good pleasure from the orifice of an attractive female
Dude, my weiner milk is all over the good bear rug in your dad's living room, because last night I brought Shawna home and treated her to some good ole dick pudding.
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Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.
Angela was milking my prostate last night. I came so hard that it smashed the light bulb!!! Then the dirty bitch sucked her fingers...... I haven't kissed her since.
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Not ethnicity or sexual terms.It's milk from soy.good replacement if you are grossed out milk coming from a cow's boob.Has as much calcium as regular milk.
Soy milk taste,s better than cow milk.
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Milk from a chocolate cow also known as a choccita
what do choccy milk and strawbee milk have in common?
They both taste good.
Except for strawbee milk.
#IChooseChoccy
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A delicious, cold and refreshing energy drink made for bodyguards, by bodyguards. The new version contains "a few eggs some milk and some of the crows faecal matter", and the old formula contains just the milk, alcohol and some ground-up crows.
This drink was made by Wolf-Cola, "a bogus soda distributor", and was made popular by MMA fighters, Donald Cerrone and Paul Felder who "I just puked on my dick"
Ex 1 "I drink it every morning so that I can fight like a crow"
Ex 2 "NO NERDS! Fight Milk"
Ex 3 "You'll need a pot of Gold, Philadelphia so do"
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