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A orgy for a man that seems to last 10 minutes due to being under the influence of marijuana
I wacked off while i was stoned the other day and i had a 10 minute nut
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Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!
Someone who is to leave everything to the last minute.
Guy1: Dude, have you handed your assignment in yet?
Guy2: Nah, I'm such a Last-Minute-Manda!
when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping
So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it
A person usually says this when they were sleeping and got woken up by an alarm or person. They usually don't come after 5 minutes.
"Wake up, (tired person), it's time to go to school." said (person). "5 more minutes!" (tired person) said.
A short sexual intercourse with consent in the span of 10 minutes.
Male : Wanna go for a 10 Minute Sex?
Female : You fucking disgusting lunatic. I'm reporting you to the authorities, you're going on the sex offender list.