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When you feel a zit growing, but you cannot pop it no matter how hard you try.
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The act of sinking an unintended, however remarkable, shot in beer pong that is usually followed by the thrower "putting it on everything" that the shot was intended." beer pong pong lucky
He sucks at beer pong, I can't believe he made that phantom shot
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The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.
"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie
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When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.
-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating
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(1) When a female feels as if she bares a penis
(2)When a female physical feels pain when seeing/thinking of harm inflicted on a man's genitalia
Video: A man will then have the bottom of his penis cut and held over a fire as it bleeds
Female: Holy shit I felt that in my phantom penis
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A person who discreetly shits in public events, such as a house party, then proceeds to deny it.
A few New Years ago Scott totally was the phantom shitter!
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When you cum on yourself and don't see it until 20 minutes later you find a Spot of cum on your stomach
"Ahh damn cum i got phantom cum"
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