jacob sucks

That Time When Jacob Sucks

Man, Jacob Sucks, Am I Right, or Am I right?

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Suck yourself

A saying short people normally say when they get angry, annoyed or pissed off mainly thew’s .

Person: man he’s being mean
Thew: Suck yourself!!

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Suck you in

When males are too old to get tucked in then their wonderful wife or lover gives them some pre-bedtime oral pleasure.

Her: "Going to bed sweetie?"
Him: "Yep."
Her: "Ok honey after I finish peeling this potato I'll be up to suck you in"
Him: smiles
Her: smiles too

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sucking wind

To breathe heavily through your mouth to the point where you almost start creating wind with your sucking/blowing of air. Usually happens while performing some activity, and because you're out of shape.

I hadn't been jogging in years so I was sucking wind after going two blocks.

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suck start

1. (v) - a play on the phrase describing the method to start a lawnmower, a suck start is a blowjob begun while the dick is still flaccid but differs in that it does not continue until completion and that it's primary purpose is to assist in achieving an erection.

Similar to: pull start, fuck start, start from scratch

She wanted to get down so I told her, "Baby, you know this law mower is a suck start, so get to it."

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suck out

telling someone where to go
originates from London
basically means to suck out some pussy

suck out WTF u on!
suck out bruv!

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roblox sucks

Something that sinners say. True gamers respect all videogames. Even Fortnite. It keeps all the annoying kids away from Minecraft!

Sinner: Roblox sucks!
True Gamers: *Down throw, to the down air then to the up air then forward ariel spike*

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