THE BIGGEST FATTEST PLUMPEST DIALATED FATASSES EVER (they eat so much food they walk around and the floors break they say their ass shake when really its all the belly rolls…)
Hey have you heard of gage and abby?
Oh the biggies?
Yeah!
"Hey man did you know im friends with an Abby lawver?"
Someone who is very rude and likes to do things like flicking, giving the finger and slapping you. She can be very caring sometimes but quickly turn her opinions and will lick you and sometimes chomp your arm. She gets very jealous and wants to date a guy with a name like Nathan but her best friend dated her. She loves Mazdas and always mentions sleep without sleeping. She will ask you how your day went but in reality she doesn't give a shit.
You see that short bully over there... ya she must be Abby Hill.
the most beautiful, cute, adorable girl i have ever met. shes super nice, kind and caring. shes always smiling, always happy and laughing, but on the inside i think shes broken. shes very insecure about herself, she thinks she ugly and fat she turns down every compliment, doesnt like hugs even though ours were amazing. she makes everyones day and always looks out for people before herself. there have been so many times she could have left me but she hasnt, shes still the best friend i could ever ask for. her eyes are green and i love staring into them. her smile is the thing i wake up to see everyday, she is the reason i try and wake myself up everymorning. her voice is the thing i want to fall asleep to everynight, abby gives everyones life a bit of light. she pulled me out of my darkest times and is the first person to care for me so much, i would do anything to keep her safe in my arms, to keep her warm everynight, to kiss her forehead and make sure she sleeps well. shes the girl ive dreamed of all my life and im so grateful ive finally met her. even if we stay as friends in the end, the feelings ive got for her, the love, will never disappear. she needs to know she is perfect in everyway, and that i would do anything to see her happy. when she told me she was broken, that broke me more than i already was. i know youre reading this now, it might hit hard it might not. just know everynight im sitting here til 4am thinking of a future with you. i love you abby, i really do.
me: hey short stuff
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
Abbi is a short sweet girl that holds all the love in her heart for not only mother earth but for others as well. She is soft spoken but has a lot to say. She is easy to talk to and a great listener. Even though she may be small, she has a big heart. Abbi fights for those that may not have a voice like sharks, and other wild life. She may have been born in a small town but urns for adventures throughout the world. Anybody that is so lucky to meet know how genuine she is.
We are lucky to have someone like abbi pagano fight for shark rights!