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Pentagram day!
People born on this day tend to be a bit more demonic, so drawing a good ol' pentagram will help them get their soul back
Bro, it's April 9, we gotta get started on our pentagrams!
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They day the most amazing and the sexiest boy you’ll ever know was born.
Omg it’s april 5 it’s that really cute guys birthday
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Theholidayof420. NationalWeedDay
Hey!It'sApril 20solet'sgethigh.
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April 22 is 4/20 too. It's the weed make up day for all the people who missed 4/20.
Person 1: "Dude, yesterday was the best 4/20 of my life I smoked sooooo much weed how much did you smoke?"
Person 2: "Oh shit I forgot about 4/20, I missed it."
Person 1: "Don't stress man, tomorrow is 4/20 too! Get it? April 22? 4/20 too?"
Person 2: "You're a dumbass."
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She is older give extra attention to here and wish her a good birthday
Happy birthday here some money
You Have not to work anymore
It's 24 April
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The final games of the NCAA tournament (aka March Madness/Final Four) which occur in the month of April.
March Madness is almost over and my brackets are a disaster
Yeah, but you still have the April Aftermath to look forward to. The Final Four should be a great one.
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Offical crackhead day! The one day of the month when total idiots and retards are born. But don’t let that shit fool you! Today is the day you show some love for your local crack heads! Do something stupid with one of these people to show your love! They are great friends, amazing retards and the best of walking crack. I guess you can call them hosers!
“Hey bro did you remember? It’s offical crackhead day! You know what that means! bUTT BUMP!!”
April 7 day of retards
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